I'll tell you who are twats:
those twats off the twatting BT adverts about that twat and his incredibly tedious fucking twat life where he won't stop going on about his twatting broadband connection to that generically pretty twat and the other twat that plays the bass. ARE WE SUPPOSED TO CARE ABOUT THEIR SAD TWATTING EXISTANCE??? BECAUSE WE DON'T. FUCK OFF, BT ADVERTISING BOARD.

Twats.
( PMGT -Bacon., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 1:43, 6 replies)

For you to remember the advert is perhaps half the point. It's cliche, poop, sping malala la la doop, but you're talking about it. Possibly only on the internets as that where all your friends live. But if you venture outside, you my friend could become that fat person showing the girl her hotspots.
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 2:15, closed)

Three words that demonstrate how memorable awfulness can be ... The Ambassador's Reception

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:38, closed)

It's all so unbelievable. Sometimes I don't think they are even real.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 7:07, closed)

Hilarity ensues.

( PMGT -Bacon., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:28, closed)

She does have nice tits though.
I would. If I ever left the house and wasn't a virgin of course.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:27, closed)

That's Dan Rigby.
He played young Eric Morecambe a while ago. He's very good. I think he's in One Man Two Guvnors at the mo.
(meat2veg hello!, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 1:36, closed)