Twats….



When 2 lanes of traffic merge into one due to road works – everyone queues, but there’s always the croissant eating bellend in his BMW/4x4 who comes flying down the empty lane, straight to the front of the queue and barges in – because he’s obviously got somewhere more important to be. Twat.



The bloke at the bar who orders his round by asking for each drink individually, then asks how much they are and what flavours of crisps they sell. Twat.



The bloke at the petrol station who sells everything for at least 20% above the normal retail price. Twat.



The people in the supermarket who stop with their trolleys in the middle of the aisle for a ‘chat’. Twats



Simon Cowell. Twat.



People who are convinced they can talk to the dead… and make a living from it. Twats.



Robert Mugabe. Twat.



Ticket Touts. Twats.



The British Drinks industry for peddling stuff like: Fosters, Carling and other crappy lagers while other countries have beer to die for. Twats
(Pat mustard, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 7:43, 12 replies)

Actually it makes more sense for everyone to merge right at the front of the roadworks queue rather than 'somewhere along it'
As you have one point only where traffic is swapping lanes. I don't drive a BMW. I prefer Hondas.
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:28, closed)

This
After all that tax we pay to have the extra tarmac, why refuse to use it?
( Greenbat, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:16, closed)

Doesn't the Highway Code say to 'merge in turn'?
ie form two lines and go alternately, like a zip?
Hardly ever see it, but when you do it's surprising how much faster the traffic flows.
Of course it almost never happens cos people would rather be utter twats to gain a slight perceived advantage over someone else. It's a peculiarly British disease.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:07, closed)

The Highway Code does state this
The twats are the people causing a huge tailback by queueing in one lane rather than reading the great big fuck off "merge in turn" signs and following the direction they give.
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:40, closed)

You missed one;
People who waste a whole lifetime building a list of petty or non existant greviances - twats.
(username failed moderation, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:43, closed)

People who do three-line breaks between sentences

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:28, closed)

Twats
( krang, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:46, closed)

You can just feel the
indignation building up between each rather limp point.

People taking to each other in a supermarket? Give me a break.
(username failed moderation, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:30, closed)

The longer and more padded-out the post, the greater the chance it'll end up on the popular page!

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:13, closed)

Bwahahaaha
*Knocks the top off another Cooper's Sparkling Ale*
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:55, closed)

Or a VB
(Maclir, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:36, closed)

Clearly you like wide open spaces
I suggest off-fucking to Montana might improve your mood.
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:34, closed)