Vegans.
All the self-righteousness of a teenager, all the intellectual vigour of a hippy.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 20:38, 15 replies)

Vegans and Yoga
For some reason, vegans tend to gravitate towards Yoga, too. When I see people walking around with Yoga mat carrying bags slung on their shoulder, it makes my Karma boil.
(Woofie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 20:58, closed)

All the poor
nylons that died to make their yoga mats.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:26, closed)

I have a vegan friend who refuses to use beeswax polish on the grounds that it'd be exploiting bees.
Now, my parents have three beehives, and they're wonderful things. I love watching the bees do their thing when I'm visiting. I'm toying with the idea of getting a hive of my own. I like bees.

BUT... magnificent as bees are, I'm not sure that it's possible to exploit them. This is for one very simple reason: THEY'RE ONLY FRIGGING BEES.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 20:58, closed)

Yeah but
how many bees does it take to make one tin of polish? They only have tiny ears, it must be millions.
(Rsoles, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:22, closed)

I knew a vegan couple who avoided marmite
because it was unfair to yeast. I never had the courage to ask whether she swallowed his spunk.
(ubergeekian, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:57, closed)

Or used medicine if they were taken ill.
After all, that would be unfair on bacteria/viruses/etc. - if you're going to be soppy about one species of micro-organisms, why not be soppy about them all?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:21, closed)

Also vegetarians.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:31, closed)

And the Welsh

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:26, closed)

I generally chose to live and let live
and that goes for vegans until they pop out their kids and expect them to live out their lives as pasty-white-skinned stick-insect weaklings..,
then I think vegans should be herded in to the funnels of dog food processing grinders.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:32, closed)

Intellectual 'vigour' huh?
Well that's vegans told.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 2:21, closed)

Hi, how are you?
Oh, yes the weather has been a bit grotty recently. I was just saying to DO YOU KNOW I'M A VEGAN??????
(username failed moderation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:26, closed)

My favourite Madonna song, that is.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:51, closed)

Send them all back home to Vega, I say

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:34, closed)

well we would
but they're all too weak to make the trip ;)
(bottle_cap, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 18:41, closed)

But they'd all whinge
about the spaceship not being made of soy/recycled materials composite and that it ran on non-renewable fuel sources.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:54, closed)