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Dr Skagra asks: Ever seen a UFO? Convinced of life on other planets? Are you David Icke? Go into really graphic details about anal probes. Otherwise, just tell us of your UFO sightings: You know - how you once saw a helicopter, thought it was an alien invasion and soiled your trousers.

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There's something works in our local chippy so ugly you can't tell whether it's male or female. Or indeed human.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 2 May 2014, 13:27, 9 replies)
worst kirsty maccoll etc etc

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:05, closed)
or are they dancer?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:06, closed)
who was phone

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:22, closed)
Swears it's Elvis. etc.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:07, closed)
"I said "OI!" he said "WHAT?!", I said " ... nothing ... ""

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:25, closed)
Youn all wrong
it's an "unidentified frying object".

*gets coat*
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:29, closed)
Explaining jokes always makes them funnier

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:51, closed)
Always

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:05, closed)
The Doveston has a new job?

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