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This is a question UFOs and close encounters

Dr Skagra asks: Ever seen a UFO? Convinced of life on other planets? Are you David Icke? Go into really graphic details about anal probes. Otherwise, just tell us of your UFO sightings: You know - how you once saw a helicopter, thought it was an alien invasion and soiled your trousers.

(, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:24)
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I've travelled this old world of ours from Barnsley to Peru
I've had sunshine in the arctic and a swim in Timbuktu
I've seen unicorns in Burma and a Yeti in Nepal
And I've danced with ten foot pygmies in a Montezuma hall
I've met the King of China and a working Yorkshire miner
(, Sun 4 May 2014, 8:08, 18 replies)
But have you ever met a nice South African?

(, Sun 4 May 2014, 9:30, closed)
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I’ve nonce-punched a copper, gave him a nice shiner
I’ve swum with exploding whales in my saltwater pool
I’ve played the pious poster, to Dr. Shambo’s fool
But in all my wordly travels, East, West, North and South
Despite unleashing in a Pringles tube, and pissing in my mouth
One thing is so obvious, unless you’re really fucking slow
There no such fucking thing as a fucking UFO.
(, Sun 4 May 2014, 12:34, closed)
THIS TO WIN^^^^

(, Sun 4 May 2014, 12:49, closed)
*ovates*

(, Sun 4 May 2014, 13:50, closed)
Superbest internet.

(, Sun 4 May 2014, 14:05, closed)
Yet another replies should be able to win post

(, Sun 4 May 2014, 15:56, closed)
:D TOP INTERNETTING.
Post this as a story so it can WIN.
(, Sun 4 May 2014, 16:38, closed)
this please

(, Sun 4 May 2014, 18:25, closed)
Bravo!
Marvellous.
(, Sun 4 May 2014, 16:54, closed)
Fantastic

(, Sun 4 May 2014, 18:01, closed)
Truly inspired

(, Sun 4 May 2014, 18:15, closed)
a click is not enough
so here
(.)(.)
(, Sun 4 May 2014, 18:26, closed)
i've seen a flying pig
in a quite convincing wig
(, Sun 4 May 2014, 18:27, closed)
I've even heard a decent song by Paul McCartney's Wings.

(, Sun 4 May 2014, 20:26, closed)
'scousers on holiday' was last week.

(, Sun 4 May 2014, 21:15, closed)
oh, you fucker
*giggles*
(, Mon 5 May 2014, 13:59, closed)
have you ever seen a nessie in the zoo?

(, Mon 5 May 2014, 12:42, closed)

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