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Dr Skagra asks: Ever seen a UFO? Convinced of life on other planets? Are you David Icke? Go into really graphic details about anal probes. Otherwise, just tell us of your UFO sightings: You know - how you once saw a helicopter, thought it was an alien invasion and soiled your trousers.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:24)
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I've travelled this old world of ours from Barnsley to Peru
I've had sunshine in the arctic and a swim in Timbuktu
I've seen unicorns in Burma and a Yeti in Nepal
And I've danced with ten foot pygmies in a Montezuma hall
I've met the King of China and a working Yorkshire miner
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Sun 4 May 2014, 8:08, 18 replies)
But have you ever met a nice South African?

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 4 May 2014, 9:30, closed)
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I’ve nonce-punched a copper, gave him a nice shiner
I’ve swum with exploding whales in my saltwater pool
I’ve played the pious poster, to Dr. Shambo’s fool
But in all my wordly travels, East, West, North and South
Despite unleashing in a Pringles tube, and pissing in my mouth
One thing is so obvious, unless you’re really fucking slow
There no such fucking thing as a fucking UFO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Sun 4 May 2014, 12:34, closed)
THIS TO WIN^^^^

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 4 May 2014, 12:49, closed)
*ovates*

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 4 May 2014, 13:50, closed)
Superbest internet.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 4 May 2014, 14:05, closed)
Yet another replies should be able to win post

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Sun 4 May 2014, 15:56, closed)
:D TOP INTERNETTING.
Post this as a story so it can WIN.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 4 May 2014, 16:38, closed)
this please

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Sun 4 May 2014, 18:25, closed)
Bravo!
Marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 4 May 2014, 16:54, closed)
Fantastic

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 4 May 2014, 18:01, closed)
Truly inspired

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a click is not enough
so here
(.)(.)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 May 2014, 18:26, closed)
i've seen a flying pig
in a quite convincing wig
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 May 2014, 18:27, closed)
I've even heard a decent song by Paul McCartney's Wings.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 4 May 2014, 20:26, closed)
'scousers on holiday' was last week.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 4 May 2014, 21:15, closed)
oh, you fucker
*giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 May 2014, 13:59, closed)
have you ever seen a nessie in the zoo?

(Eukanuba, Mon 5 May 2014, 12:42, closed)

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