I went to the newsagents when it was John Menzies and not Wh Smith
which it was before it got demolished os we could have a big ol PrimARK. So anyways I was in John Menzies and there was a blonde who worked there who had a bit of the ol mongoloid face going on but was still certainly 'in my league' as cunnts are wont to say. So I was finishing aa shift in the factory putting together plastic toolboxes with my big ol steel toe capped boots and I decides to go and ask her out ona date. Now i haf to say this took a lot of the ol dutch courage as im a right ugly fucker and a perennial punchline to many a birth joke involving slapping and suchlike so the hopes were not in the assendence as you can imagine. So imagine my amazements when i saw a SIGN in the sky! The verry thing to put some girders in a mans step and set the loins to mach whatever. It was ablaze with signifercance and the path to true was open to mine own eyes and so i stepped out with vigour and did my duty and won the day. So she said no and i dint believe in signs fromm the heavens or aliens ever again so im not sure what all that was about.
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Sun 4 May 2014, 22:35, 5 replies)

classic 'Bill Clay'!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 4 May 2014, 23:13, closed)

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(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Sun 4 May 2014, 23:32, closed)

You know that thing about not deleting threads?
I think in this case it's fine.
( Ghoti Fingers, Mon 5 May 2014, 9:28, closed)

Vardan
mind control in action.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Mon 5 May 2014, 11:58, closed)

Don't think so.

(Andrew Avetoom, Mon 5 May 2014, 17:03, closed)