OMG!
My first ever first post!

I actually have a related story too. I was in Australia and I went to a place called Frazer Island which is a massive Sandbar off the coast of Queensland. You go there in a big 4x4 and roar around the beaches and camp under the stars and cook your own BBQ and stuff.

It's all good fun and we went there for 3 days, so upon returning we were a bit dirty and a bit smelly and a bit hungry. So after showers we treked off to Pizza Hut for their all you can eat buffet.

Despite the fact that we hadn't lacked for food whilst on the island we proceeded to try and get our moneys worth by eating as much pizza as humanly possible, which turns out to be not as much as you think it might be.

But as we all sat round the table quietly contemplating our navels in disgust at our gluttony we realised that our buffet also included unlimited desserts. The two girls we were with were sensible and didn't try and have any, but me and the two other guys we were with were not going to be beaten so we waddled up to the dessert buffet bar and loaded up bowls with fudge brownies and jelly and topped it up Mr Whippy style ice cream.

As per the question title I was unable to finish this and spent the rest of the evening lying on the floor of the youth hostel groaning and holding my stomach.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:34, 14 replies)

Thank you for that.

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:48, closed)

That's alright
I didn't want to be one of those people who posted FIRST! LOLZ and then nothing. I know it's not a very interesting story, but would it amuse you more if I told you I had sex with my est friends mum in a bath full of beans the very next day?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:54, closed)

It would amuse me because beans are funny.

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:09, closed)

It's not a very good story
but Fraser Island is one of the best places I've ever been to. So I'll let you off.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:57, closed)

I believe it was on Fraser Island
where dingos stole my brothers trainers.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:00, closed)

Not his baby?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:03, closed)

*keeps eye out for dingos and foxes*

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:09, closed)

Ross Noble
What a guy *Clicks*
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:15, closed)

I saw a dingo open a couple's coolbag and nick there lunch
on Fraser Island, beautiful place though, especially Mckenzie lake. Warning though, if you are a backpacker stay at a hostel the hotel there is over priced to say the least.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:34, closed)

they killed a kid there a few years back

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 19:12, closed)

I cannot think of a more appropriate time for me to mention

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:54, closed)

Damn
I should have seen this one coming.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:05, closed)

What the terrifying shitfuck is this?
Is it your dad?
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:49, closed)

It's me
if I were fat. Which I am.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:56, closed)