How does FFVII end?
Played this constantly when it came out, then got bored after Aeris died and never finished it. I kept meaning to find a guide or something to tell me how it ended, but to this day christ knows how many years later I never have.
(repooc, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 23:54, 11 replies)

Hey, you got further than me....
keep getting to the point where you get Yuffie...then stop.
(Dante licked your nipple on, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 0:10, closed)

Ends at the Northern Crater I think.

(Archeleus hates cabbage, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 4:31, closed)

Well...
Cloud does Tifa under the Highwind, then they go into Northern Crater the next day to kick Sephiroth's effeminate backside - but you can only really defeat him if you had the patience (or lack of a life) to finish the Chocobo Races and get the Knights of the Round summon, otherwise it's like a cripple fight for hours as you hopelessly try and chip away at Sephiroth's HP. (There may be a Honda Accord involved somewhere, but it's been a few years since I last played it.)

To reward you for your efforts, and the hundred-or-so hours of life that you're never going to get back, you're then shown a cut-scene of several hundred years in the future, with Red XIII having somehow created furry sproglets (despite being the Last Of His Kind) and Midgar being covered with lush foliage because the Planet went FUCK YOU SHINRA, I WILL HAVE MY MAKO ENERGY BACK, THANKS and reclaiming everything with plants.

And then it happens all over again in 'Advent Children', but with more prettyboys.

I do actually really love the game and the film, though...
(Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 8:29, closed)

I managed to find a few top-end weapons playing that
I could kill Sephiroth in 6 hits (if I remember right he has 50k HP), I was getting 9999 melee hits on him with the indian girl and a spinning disk with blades on, not that far different from Krull :)

All I needed was a one-eyed mong getting squashed and I would've been back there :)
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 9:24, closed)

Aaaaah, Yuffie.
You irritating little run-away-with-all-the-Materia-whilst-being-jailbait ninja, you.
(Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 9:28, closed)

Sephiroth wasn't all that
Ruby Weapon was nails, however.
(square go, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:00, closed)

Yeah Ruby weapon was a cunt.
I was living with two guys once and well all had the game. It amused to hear my mate Dave in the next room swearing away and my mate Daz upstairs screaming in utter frustration and he eventually broke his controller.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:36, closed)

Didn't even get that far.
Mind that's a lot further than I got in FF8 - Never even started that.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 27 Jun 2010, 13:10, closed)

The final boss in FF8 was not such much hard, but she just took FUCKING AGES to kill
Cast Triple
Cast Protect
Cast Aura
Cast Meltdown
Limit Break
Cast Curaga
Cast Protect
Cast Aura
Cast Meltdown
Limit Break
DIE - Phoenix Down

And repeat for an hour

Now it's just easier to watch the end sequence on YouTube :o/
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:35, closed)

Sephiroth is cloud's father

( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:20, closed)

Aieris turns out to be your sister too

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:37, closed)