Don't be such a prude.
No sweetcorn episodes thankfully and my japseye is covered by a condom. Haven't you ever been involved in buggery? It's really not considered all that controversial these days.

And B3ta's qotw's of the week have included, off the top of my head, wanking disasters, farts, most digusting things seen... It's no place for the faint hearted, m'luv.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:01, 2 replies)

OOOOOOOOOOooooooooohhhhhhhhhh
get you
( broadsword w⚓, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:40, closed)

Get you more like!
Your profile-page makes sodomy seem positively vanilla, dear.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:08, closed)

Don't think she is being prudish mate
She simply asked for more details..In this case whether you got corn on your cob.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:16, closed)

I think 'she' is a 'he'
and there's a distinct whiff of sarcasm in his tone. Still, Broadsword, if your question is indeed sincere, my apologies and no, no visible excrement, corn or other food-particles. Happy now?
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:20, closed)

Ah yes, the devils contraception
According to some ladies I know, it only hurts for the first few minutes and then becomes quite nice. You need to convince her of this. I have to say though in my experience, anytime I go near Mrs Arrows bot,which is rare, I splaff my load within about 4 secs.....fun while it lasts though!

Edit - As an aside I don't want to do it too much, I think Mrs Arrow is the one, so don't want her to have an ass like a cat flap in later life.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:47, closed)

The problem is that
She has pushed this ridiculous ultimatum on me whereby if I want anal sex anymore, and we've had plenty in the past, I must submit to a pegging. After one go at that I'm the one that needs convincing!

I suspect there may be some gamesmanship afoot and she's either being mischievous for reasons known only to herself or is possibly just weary of being cornholed.

Perhaps she doesn't want a cat-flap for an anus in later life either. If I had my way she'd be goatse by the time she reached the pearly gates! Hurrah! Unfortunately so would I - if I could find a way to enjoy being 'pegged'. Hurroo. Thanks Dan Savage.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:16, closed)

Haha!
I sense it is weary of being cornholed and she wants you to empathise. Having had a medical I can relate to your story of pain, it's fucking horrible!! Although I am sure gay guys would disagree. I would think of something to replace the brown void that will be left with no anal, maybe try a cock ring. However I think a poster above got it right, get her pissed and have a stab but just make sure you sleep on your back if you're successful ;)
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:55, closed)

Sleep in the guest room with the door locked
more like!
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:23, closed)

Filthy, Rich and Catflap?
A few years ago I was listening to a fairly popular US radio show (for I am a Brit abroad), "Love Line", with Adam Carrola (sp?) and Dr. Drew Pinsky. One of the callers was a young woman, a rep for a medical company, describing her day's work ferrying newly-FDA-approved arsehole transplants around, and watching the replacement surgery being performed.

I have rarely laughed so hard, or indeed been quite so horrified. Replacing a chocolate starfish with a synthetic alternative. What is the world coming to? And what manner of vigorous assault, and for how long, could bugger up (see what I did there?) a rectum to the extent that it needed replacement?

I could never quite get out of my mind the image of a shower cap with adjustable drawstring, and the recipient dialing in the "strength and resistance" when preparing for a night of unholy bum love.

And the cost. $7k (approx 2005 prices - I don't know if spare bumhole inflation has been rampaging over the last half-decade. I do know that I haven't ravaged one in that time...)
(IHaveComeAmongThee__Twice Tissues on the left. Self-esteem on the right., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:47, closed)

There we go...
Call it insurance! If it's the catflap issue she is worried about, promise her a new arsehole. Fairly cheap i think bearing in mind the other alternative.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:34, closed)

New arsehole?
Naaah, gonna be way too expensive. Just get the old one fitted with a drawstring.
(Rsoles, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 21:53, closed)

sometimes needed by
colorectal cancer victims,if i'm not mistaken
(grundig Down goes Frazier! Down goes Frazier!, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 0:48, closed)