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Freddie Woo tells us: "We used to lock kids in the toilets at school just because we could." But why would you do such a thing? Why would you give teaching such a bad name? Tell us about times when events have taken a turn for the harsh.

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This isn't quite smug enough.
Nice try, Ringo, but you're no LIEmallow.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:51, 3 replies)
Liemallow bought all his imaginary houses with imaginary money that he imagined himself.
He's not a porky poshboy immigrant living off mummy's pennies.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:04, closed)
More than just
"living off" & much more than "pennies".

Remember that when you are sitting there at work. :-)

My mum would be well proud, and she was a stingy bitch!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:15, closed)
This is more like it!
Could you maybe drain your pool, then fill it with all those pennies and swim about like Scrooge McDuck?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:23, closed)
No. But there's freshly roasted
Huey, Dewey and Louie at the next bbq for all attendees.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:30, closed)
i have only ever eaten duck when cooked in a chinese.
I may have to try it on the barbie
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:41, closed)
I wouldn't.
Magret is too fatty. You can griddle it but if you lob it straight on the grill it'll shoot flames eight foot high. And legs need slow cooking.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:44, closed)
slow cooked duck
might be an option then in a nice sauce.
Though 8 foot high flames sounds fun
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:58, closed)
I once set fire to a lilac with duck fat flames
in what Guinness have officially recorded the most middle-class arson EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:03, closed)
Did you insist that they use Perrier to put it out?

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:37, closed)
Yup.
As I sit here making the world better I'm constantly wishing I was a chinless underachiever who's satisfied with a life more mediocre than the one he was born into.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:29, closed)
Oh Fucking Jesus God!
Finally a benchmark that I can work towards.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:31, closed)
I'm well acquainted with Jesus.
That's not Him.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:06, closed)
I bet that hippy cunt never had a property empire.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:16, closed)
His dad had a thriving carpentry business
until he went bankrupt from the pressure of having to fund his son when he went and joined that Wacky cult thing. The worst of it was he wasnt even his real dad!!!
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:43, closed)
Typical crustafarian.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:45, closed)
there was the time
all his mates came round and got stoned but there wasn't enough food in the house and all he had to feed them with was cod in breadcrumbs
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:59, closed)
Or cashed in on a terrorist attack with his moped.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:17, closed)
Or hacked tweenage girls' email.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:17, closed)
Forgot to mention his SUV and 40,000 litre walrus tank

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 18:35, closed)
No, he drove Liemallow away.
The bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:52, closed)

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