Crow Man
A bloke used to walk round my town with a crow on his shoulder, that he'd trained to attack people. Nobody ever found out why.
(Porcupine, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 19:24, 16 replies)

Why not?

(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 13 Jan 2017, 20:00, closed)

Too orangey.

( Pig Bodine., Sat 14 Jan 2017, 14:42, closed)

Then...
You can't be my dog, woof, woof, woo, woof-woof...
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Sat 14 Jan 2017, 15:37, closed)

MEMBER?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Jan 2017, 17:55, closed)

lol, "member"!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 Jan 2017, 18:41, closed)

Probably raven

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Jan 2017, 22:40, closed)

go bird
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Jan 2017, 22:53, closed)

May well have been a raven. The man died or disappeared a year or so before I moved here.
"Big crow" is what everyone says.
(Porcupine, Tue 17 Jan 2017, 15:58, closed)

I guess so he didn't get the blame for his ASBO madness Youtube NSFW
( transparenttown Dead to worse..., Mon 16 Jan 2017, 13:54, closed)