Useless advice
As a new parent, people seem to think it's OK to pass on any and every old wives tale possible. "Don't hug him too much". What? Quite what possesses people to pass on baseless, idiotic, useless advice I don't know.
That said, I quite often give car drivers directions and then, after they've moved off, realise that I've sent them down a bike-only route, so I can give as good as I get.
What useless advice have you been given (or handed out) recently?
( , Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:29)
As a new parent, people seem to think it's OK to pass on any and every old wives tale possible. "Don't hug him too much". What? Quite what possesses people to pass on baseless, idiotic, useless advice I don't know.
That said, I quite often give car drivers directions and then, after they've moved off, realise that I've sent them down a bike-only route, so I can give as good as I get.
What useless advice have you been given (or handed out) recently?
( , Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:29)
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my nana's advice is similar to hanabanana
... except if I don't want the kiss, I have to, "Kick him where his mother wouldn't kiss him!"
Where, his armpit?
She also is quite in favour of me picking up blokes from the pub, as long as I "make sure he's a doctor and has a BMW."
My parents also think her advice is useless.
They'd prefer he drove a Porsche.
( , Thu 19 Oct 2006, 11:43, Reply)
... except if I don't want the kiss, I have to, "Kick him where his mother wouldn't kiss him!"
Where, his armpit?
She also is quite in favour of me picking up blokes from the pub, as long as I "make sure he's a doctor and has a BMW."
My parents also think her advice is useless.
They'd prefer he drove a Porsche.
( , Thu 19 Oct 2006, 11:43, Reply)
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