Useless advice
As a new parent, people seem to think it's OK to pass on any and every old wives tale possible. "Don't hug him too much". What? Quite what possesses people to pass on baseless, idiotic, useless advice I don't know.
That said, I quite often give car drivers directions and then, after they've moved off, realise that I've sent them down a bike-only route, so I can give as good as I get.
What useless advice have you been given (or handed out) recently?
( , Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:29)
As a new parent, people seem to think it's OK to pass on any and every old wives tale possible. "Don't hug him too much". What? Quite what possesses people to pass on baseless, idiotic, useless advice I don't know.
That said, I quite often give car drivers directions and then, after they've moved off, realise that I've sent them down a bike-only route, so I can give as good as I get.
What useless advice have you been given (or handed out) recently?
( , Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:29)
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Busdriver/Cock
A few weeks ago i was getting on my regular bus to work and, being a reet lanky cunt at 6 ft 4, hit my head on the top of the entrance bit. Queue me performing a sort of indian ritual dance, holding my battered noggin and prancing around on one foot, whilst the air turned blue at an alarming rate.
Matey behind the wheel simply says "Oooh, mind out!".
MIND FUCKING OUT?? Yeah thanks for that, SPACKTARD, i nearly hurt myself there!!
Honestly..some people.
( , Thu 19 Oct 2006, 13:22, Reply)
A few weeks ago i was getting on my regular bus to work and, being a reet lanky cunt at 6 ft 4, hit my head on the top of the entrance bit. Queue me performing a sort of indian ritual dance, holding my battered noggin and prancing around on one foot, whilst the air turned blue at an alarming rate.
Matey behind the wheel simply says "Oooh, mind out!".
MIND FUCKING OUT?? Yeah thanks for that, SPACKTARD, i nearly hurt myself there!!
Honestly..some people.
( , Thu 19 Oct 2006, 13:22, Reply)
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