Useless adviceAs a new parent, people seem to think it's OK to pass on any and every old wives tale possible. "Don't hug him too much". What? Quite what possesses people to pass on baseless, idiotic, useless advice I don't know.
That said, I quite often give car drivers directions and then, after they've moved off, realise that I've sent them down a bike-only route, so I can give as good as I get.
What useless advice have you been given (or handed out) recently?
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chthonic, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:29)
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"Go to the doctors if you're that worried"Just wanted to share some good news with you: I don’t need to make any more length/girth gags anymore, I went to the doctor’s last night and he told me I’d got an award for the strength of my cock…..
….at least I THINK he said I’d got a muscular dick trophy.
Oh, and don’t worry, I already drive home eastwards along the A1079 every night. (look it up)
(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:28, Reply)
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