I am having a beer ... RIGHT NOW!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:59, 26 replies)

OMG! Me too!!!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:07, closed)

I'm having some wine.

(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:18, closed)

Posh cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:21, closed)

This will end badly.

( Wanderer, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:43, closed)

I'm having one too. It's nearly a pint.
I'm going to blame you later when I do a puke in a police.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:55, closed)

After you get thrown out of the night?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:11, closed)

And before I wake up at a lesbian.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:25, closed)

I hope I wake up as a lesbian.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:04, closed)

I once woke up as the Lebanon.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:51, closed)

What did
jew do?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 23:01, closed)

Beer fives!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:24, closed)

Yaaay!
I'm on the wife beater.
Lucky I'm not married any more.
( P-MONKE We're all fucked, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:44, closed)

I've got a mug of tea and a bag of quavers.

( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 20:47, closed)

Those things do not go together.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 22:25, closed)

I know. Was out of *insert biscuit preference here*

( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:56, closed)

Fuck. Dude. Easy now.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 23:11, closed)

Is it a VB?
*Probably only a joke that Aussies will get - oh, well. Nvm*
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:16, closed)

The shittiness that is VB is well known in the UK

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:22, closed)

Coming from the only other place in the world apart from Queensland that sells
Fourex on tap.....
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:26, closed)

Not been able to get 4X here for about ten years.
Thankfully.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:30, closed)

when they had the ashes here in cardiff, my cousin bought in some vb for his pub
he couldn't shift it, not even the aussies would drink it
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:30, closed)

I remember drinking that as a yoof,
feeling like I was being proper exotic. I also remember drinking Tooheys, and finally realising that the Aussies were pulling a fast one over us poms.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 0:19, closed)

Fosters
UK Fosters was quite bearable. Aussie Fosters is quite rank.
( Ken Oath, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 1:38, closed)

"Jesus Bruce, we've got all this shitty beer. What're we gunna do with it?"
"Send it to Pommie Land - they'll drink it by the fucken gallon."

Goodbye Castlemaine Fourex, Goodbye Fosters, Seeya Tooheys New.
This happened a couple of years ago - you could hear most of Qld gnashing their teeth from here!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 2:25, closed)

All they sent was a franchise, you dumb prat.
They didn't send your pissy attempt at beer back over to Europe where it was invented. They're not morons. We brewed (semi) proper beer over here and stuck an ozzie label on it.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 18:48, closed)

Oh. Jesus. Wept.
Literal man is umm.....
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:39, closed)