don't think it actually counts as vandalism
and i haven't done it yet, but i will, next month.

my plan is to buy many poundland gnomes and sneak them, under cover of darkness, into peoples' gardens, just to surprise them, or possibly freak them out.
let's see if it even makes the local paper, eh?

EDIT: GNOME DAY, NOVEMBER 20TH. CHECK THE CALENDAR OR GAZ ME FOR DETAILS
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:23, 8 replies)

.
You could put a line of them on someone's windowsill. They'd open the curtains and they'd all be there, peering in.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:43, closed)

this is evil fucking genius!
i'm totally doing this!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:52, closed)

Wow . . .
Your Kerrrazzzyyyy!

www.personneltoday.com/assets/getAsset.aspx?ItemID=4005
(jonnyninetails, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:26, closed)

little orphan annie really let herself go

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:50, closed)

I checked poundland
They're going for about a quid I think.
(patchsticles Me and you, elbow fetish club:, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:28, closed)

I think this is too good to do alone.
How about everyone on who can be arsed does the same on a given date?
I would certainly be up for planting some cheap gnomes in a few gardens in the early hours.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:05, closed)

Hell yeah!
Organised through the newsletter, natch.
(Guy Debord cette mauvaise réputation..., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:44, closed)

i shall organise something soon

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:05, closed)

I am sorely tempted...
Poundland, here I come!
(Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 20:55, closed)

november 20th, come and join us!

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:29, closed)

You could save money and just do what me and Peteloaf did
www.b3ta.com/questions/vandals/post899973
( Peej, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:16, closed)

well yes, i could
but i'd rather give gnomes to those who don't already have them
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 9 Oct 2010, 16:10, closed)

We used to do something similar
When going down South to visit the family, we used to detour through Lincoln and pop a gnome and a letter from the Gnome Liberation Front on their dorrstep demanding that our friends gave the persectued gnome shelter.

They never pinned it on us until about the 5th or 6th time. I wish you luck in your endeavour
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 9 Oct 2010, 12:56, closed)

A girl
I dated at uni knitted little jumpers and hats for the gnomes in the elderly couple next doors garden. We went out late one night when it started to get wintery and put them on the gnomes. The next morning we were woken up by the old boy next door almost dying of laughter.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sat 9 Oct 2010, 17:33, closed)

i'd have laughed my tits off at that

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 9 Oct 2010, 22:42, closed)