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This is a question Vandalism

I got a load of chalk, felt-tip markers and paint from friends one Christmas in a thinly-veiled attempt to get me involved with their plan to vandalise the toilets at the local park. My downfall: Signing my name. Tell us your stories of anti-social behaviour.

Thanks to Bamboo Steamer for the suggestion

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Not really vandalism as it was sanctioned, but there's nothing quite like
Knocking down an old wooden shed using nothing but sledgehammers.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:13, 8 replies)
I see your hammer
and raise you blowing up a montego with 2lbs of C4 and using an anti tank rocket on a caravan (on seperate, but equally joyous occasions).
(pounana Slept well, and dreamed of large women, on, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:52, closed)
Pah.
An artist uses a hammer.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:00, closed)

that's as maybe, but 'the artists' use a bit more bang
(pounana Slept well, and dreamed of large women, on, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:46, closed)
I heartily concur
there's something to be said for demolishing a structure using a fencing hammer / axe.
(mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard poison hearts, poison minds - joining hate, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:20, closed)
I see your hammer and shed
and raise you a brick coalbunker and a 5ft wrecking bar. WIth a good aim, it's possible to penetrate the mortar between the bricks and then lever them apart much like taking apart a lego house.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:38, closed)
I raise your shed with a £10k keyboard.

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:28, closed)

I licked a chimney into sand once.
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:58, closed)
You are Chuck Norris
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 6:18, closed)

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