Vandalism
I got a load of chalk, felt-tip markers and paint from friends one Christmas in a thinly-veiled attempt to get me involved with their plan to vandalise the toilets at the local park. My downfall: Signing my name. Tell us your stories of anti-social behaviour.
Thanks to Bamboo Steamer for the suggestion
( , Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:10)
I got a load of chalk, felt-tip markers and paint from friends one Christmas in a thinly-veiled attempt to get me involved with their plan to vandalise the toilets at the local park. My downfall: Signing my name. Tell us your stories of anti-social behaviour.
Thanks to Bamboo Steamer for the suggestion
( , Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:10)
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Hahaha good work. I shall do this now the nights are closing in, and my friends and I are taking to our winter drinks.
( , Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:49, closed)
( , Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:49, closed)
Fuck, that's nothing.
I came back from the toilets once and drained my Guinness - to the amusement of all watching, who informed me between gasping laughs that my delicious beverage had been subject to a real dick, not your foamy impersonation.
( , Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:25, closed)
I came back from the toilets once and drained my Guinness - to the amusement of all watching, who informed me between gasping laughs that my delicious beverage had been subject to a real dick, not your foamy impersonation.
( , Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:25, closed)
I actually refreshed my member one time in a mate's drink*...
Of all the people in the bar - who had to tell him?
My other half...
*In my defence, he WAS drinking kangaroo piss (aka Fosters)
( , Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:56, closed)
Of all the people in the bar - who had to tell him?
My other half...
*In my defence, he WAS drinking kangaroo piss (aka Fosters)
( , Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:56, closed)
Well, I'm sure you're an upstanding member of society
whereas this guy was a proper specimen. Brought up as 100% teuchter,, he was so homophobic he dumped his girlfriend when she snogged another girl for his edification.
( , Tue 12 Oct 2010, 8:40, closed)
whereas this guy was a proper specimen. Brought up as 100% teuchter,, he was so homophobic he dumped his girlfriend when she snogged another girl for his edification.
( , Tue 12 Oct 2010, 8:40, closed)
I read somewhere that Marco Pierre White, having tried to chat up one of his dining clients and getting rebuffed at every turn, gave his membre virilis a rinse in her champagne, while saying "that's the closest I'm going to get with her tonight."
You have to applaud the man's perspicacity.
ObLength: I wasn't there. Can't really comment.
( , Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:01, closed)
aha!
Ill admit, I do this to peoples pints everytime they ask for the shamrock. Although my versions a little cruder, so it at least looks like I tried.
( , Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:45, closed)
Ill admit, I do this to peoples pints everytime they ask for the shamrock. Although my versions a little cruder, so it at least looks like I tried.
( , Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:45, closed)
My pint got vandalised?
You didn't ask for a non-abusive one? You dick!
( , Tue 12 Oct 2010, 4:27, closed)
You didn't ask for a non-abusive one? You dick!
( , Tue 12 Oct 2010, 4:27, closed)
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