Stephen Hawking
for not getting off his lazy arse and invented a time machine that allows me to give the 21 year old Vivien Leigh a special cuddle right up the chuffer. I'd probably thump Audrey Hepburn up the knickers while I was at it.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:54, 6 replies)

who said romance was dead?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:06, closed)

I know, I'm just a crazy old romantic fool
that harbours slightly rapey fantasies about dead film stars.
*sighs*
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:09, closed)

they can't say no
it's not rape!?!? help yourself.
(waxdart hello., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:25, closed)

Thanks
Just squirted beer out my nose when I read "thump Audrey Hepburn up the knickers"
(mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard poison hearts, poison minds - joining hate, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:11, closed)

Considering he's part robot
It's an outrage
( fluffymitten NAN, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 18:58, closed)

Or an outage?
If his battery's on the fritz
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 21:09, closed)