Jesus
Or whoever decided that extended far flung family should get together to eat a festive meal on Dec 25th to celebrate the birth of some mythical deity would be a good idea.
Goodwill to all?
Ive experienced less stress being chased by baton weilding blood lust crazed coppers
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 1:10, 7 replies)

I admit, it was me.
Seemed like a good idea at the time. I mean, pressies!
(bergec is filled with inertia, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 5:47, closed)

Spending time
with a load of people you share DNA with, but have absolutely nothing in common is not something I personally enjoy. And not even a well-meaning but ultimately unwanted bottle of aftershave can mend this.

Pass the sherry. Again. I need to block this out.
(Monchberter Can't go wrong with Doom, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 8:45, closed)

And
if we're out of sherry...

...give me the aftershave.
(Monchberter Can't go wrong with Doom, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 8:48, closed)

thank dother of mog it is over
Holiday memories this year include learning some of the many reasons that spouses of ptsd-war veterans have such high rates of alocholism; almost successfully avoiding one set of dna whilst stepping into the giant pile of poo that is dinner w "grandmum in holiday-rage mode"; and finding out that the wanker in charge of the office during my holiday has not seen to maintenance on the roof drains resulting in leaks and flooding and partial ceiling collapse over the vtc equipment which I shall get to address as soon as I return from holiday unless someone calls me in sooner. Pass the tequila, teh Kila needs it.
( kila is reading clocks upside-down as usual, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 10:00, closed)

too true
pass the bacardi
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 19:23, closed)

I like Christmas
I spend it with people I like though, I'm sort of glad it's over though
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 3:14, closed)

I read that as 'bacon wielding'
which seemed a bit bizarre.
( Damien's Hearse, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:11, closed)