God
For allowing all the bad things to happen, for creating cancer, aids and that one were peoples eyelids turn in on themselves so that eyelashes scrape across the eyes with every blink.

Also, he could at least sort out the famines he's causing. Hosenstly, we get told he's a loving father but the number of horrific, needless deaths that happen due to his actions/inaction makes him a tosser.

Let's hope social services give us a new, loving father in heaven.
(Mong goose, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 11:03, 5 replies)

I nominate
the Hulk for being so GREEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. They're both just cartoon characters anyway.
(Bababoon, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 12:03, closed)

The Pope and his like
for putting across the message that God can have influence on physical real things when in fact "He" is only of any use on intangeble things such as feelings and emotions.
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:33, closed)

Such is the problem with religion
it has more holes than the plot of Gremlins and has more flaws than a dyslexic's skyscraper.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 8:59, closed)

Nah man, he's just testing you, see?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 3:49, closed)

He's a cheeky little Tinker
Just when you think things can't get any better, he sneaks up behind you and boots you up the arse.
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 7:58, closed)