But the fact you ride a moped makes you a viable target, just like the bloke next door to me who starts his at 4 every morning....yeah thanks cock, I have an alarm clock and dont need a hairdryer with delusions of grandeur to do its job thanks.
(Obi wanker nobi Its not a bug, its an unexpected feature, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:08, 2 replies)

My neigbours sometimes seem to give me
the evil eye for parking my motorbike in the street outside my house. As cars come and go, it sometimes works out that the bike ends up in a space much bigger than it needs.

I always wonder - and the same applies to what you think of your neighbour - what exactly is it they expect me to do? Come out at 4 am and check the car that it was parked 2' behind hasn't moved, and if it has, shift it along 10 feet?

Do you want him to push his half a mile up the road so he doesn't disturb you or something? I'd just be glad I didn't have to get up at 4am and ride a fucking moped to work.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 15:08, closed)

Just be thankful
that he doesn't own a early Ducati with a set of straight throughs. It's a fucking moped........how much noise can it possibly make, I've used household blenders that would mask any moped noise.
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 7:03, closed)