Pea roast
Now, I still can't verify this story, but the mate who told me it is a right deranged little fucker, and knowing his thought process I believe him.
Now, little gap-toothed fuck Rowan, for that's his name, used to like a drink. A proper fucking big drink. One night he's let loose in the student union, and drinks his own body weight in cheap booze.
Soon he's trying to hold his stomach in whilst he finds somewhere to chunder, and runs to the bogs. Everywhere is full, all cubicle doors are closed, urinals packed, sinks occupied. He does the right thing, according to his rat like brain. Boots the door of the nearest cubicle in, smashing the piss poor lock and "BLEURGH!". All over the unfortunate occupant, who's sat there having a shit.
Next, according to Rowan, he suddenly sobers up. The guy sat there looks quite big, even sat down. Rowan panics, this big fuck is going to lay him out, so he does what any (in)sane person would do, gets in first. Rowan leans into the cubicle and plants what he describes as the only decent punch he has ever thrown. Big bloke goes down. Rowan runs like fuck.
Now, unfortunately Rowan didn't stay around to see what this bloke looked like afterwards, but the idea of a man, vomit all down his top and jeans, slight skid mark where he's fallen off the toilet mid turd and squashed nose, claret all over his face has made us smile many a time.
( monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 18:54, 7 replies)

Bollocks, more like.
That's the third time this story's been told this week.
(Flap Burger hasn't really got a burger made of flaps, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 18:59, closed)

HERE IS THE ORIGINAL

www.bash.org/?quote=608100

aah, bash. I wuv you, bash.
( d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Sun 10 Jan 2010, 19:03, closed)

No no no
that was Brian, this is Rowan. Completely different story.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 10 Jan 2010, 19:58, closed)

I believed my bro when he told me this....

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 21:22, closed)

I'm beginning to wonder
whether all of these stories are true, but it's always the same guy in the bog? So every time he goes clubbing, he ends up getting vomited on and then punched in the face?
( DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 0:26, closed)

its a right fucker
I can tell you.


I've taken to just letting the shit roll out slyly onto the floor/street/whatever when I'm out now.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 1:21, closed)

I'm picturing
Some python-esque sketch where all the guy wants to do is take a nice dump but can't for people throwing up on him.

If I met this man I would hug him. I mean, as long as he wasn't on the bog at the time and was in one of those rare vomit-less states.
( d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Mon 11 Jan 2010, 21:40, closed)