Was at a house party
(dressed as an S & M hooker complete with whip and handcuffs) held by 2 of my then best friends who I shall unimaginatively call X and Y. Being a student house party, copious amounts of alcohol and weed were consumed. At about 3, am invited upstairs by X, Y and Y's teenage brother for a cheeky spliff (the weed had run out as far as the rest of the party was concerned). Somehow this ends up in the 4 of us partaking in a fetish porno photoshoot (yes this did include the brother and sister). Everyone dressed in not much PVC, eating each others faces off, groping, whipping, being handcuffed etc. The photos remain.

I then passed out on the sofa with my flaps showing(these photos remain also). Apparently after that X, having tried it on with the whole party (self included), decided she wanted to continue from the photoshoot and go all the way with Y's teenage brother. Mercifully, he wasn't having any of it so she got her minge out in front of everyone and "pretended" (so she insists) to flik the bean. Meanwhile Y, who is somewhat vocal when engaged in certain activities, has disappeared upstairs with (a fat minger of) an old freind from school. Queue usual deafening howls.

Next morning, about half a dozen of us are having a breakfast spliff when Y's school freind walks in for a toke. Y's brother then utters the immortal line
"mate, have you been jizzing up my sister?"

It just got worse........
(Lotus Eater exposed herself on, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 15:11, 3 replies)

Hmm
I don't believe you. You will have to show me the pictures.
(Spokes, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 15:16, closed)

^ I'm with Spokes =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 15:38, closed)

*joins queue*
*waits*
( scoshi pretending to diet since, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 15:43, closed)