My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Not completely related, but slightly so.One New Year's Eve I was at a friend's house for a sleepover. We were both aged about nine and for a laugh we went rooting about in their parent's bedroom. On closer inspection of one drawer we found a vibrator. Being nine years old we didn't know what this contraption was... but found out it was great for chasing the boys who were also sleeping over with.
Not overly amusing really, but true.
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CaroWallis, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 18:10,
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