My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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when I went on a kids campI had to share a tent with this kid who was obsessed with wanking. He wanted to know how I wanked, and showed me how he did (despite my obvious protestations).
He was a freak and the camp lasted a week. I was quite pleased when he nearly fell in a wood-ant nest. If I'd been more with it I'd have pushed him in and stood on his face while the ants crawled into his eye sockets and up his urethra, causing a slow agonising death. Actually probably best I didn't.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 18:14, Reply)
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