My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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The scary chap in halls:A particularly attractive female friend of mine was told by the hall freak that after she came to his room to ask him a question, because he could still smell her perfume he knocked several out over it.
He also wanted to build his own rocket ship :-(
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cupboardy, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 18:33,
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