My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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A friend of mine......online associate, and colleague, used to stay at my house when away from Uni, as we used to work in the same place. One night, after being out on the lash without him, I returned home to hear sudden footsteps on the stairs and a door slamming. Walking through into the study, where my computer lived, I found mine switched on.
Curious, I took a quick look at what was running. Oh, there's Kazaa. That means, no doubt, that he's found my porn. I check the mIRC logs for the evening; sure enough, he'd been online on Mirc. What're the quotes I see?
<Kloopy> Ooh, I just found Noctu's porn.
<Kloopy> ...It's quite good.
Then, oddly, there appeared to have been silence until I came home, triggering this frantic dash for the stairs.
Strange, that.
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gone, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 18:53,
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