My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Not Really wanking, but my mum thought it wasWell I was sitting at the old computer, eating one of those Muller Crunch Corners, having just cracked one out about five minutes previously.
So I'm watching some movie (think it was Mallrats) when I decide, save cleaning up a spoon, I'll pour the chocolatey bits into my mouth. So I tip, forgetting I hadn't eaten the yoghurt bit. Of course, my chest is accordingly covered in white yoghurt post-tipping, and who walks in at that moment, but my mum. Needless to say she makes her excuses and walks out.
Hope this counts as being caught at it, I don't want her to think I'm addicted!
(, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 19:57, Reply)
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