My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Well, I was nearly caught...On a car trip back home, for some reason I was bored and horny. It was a very long trip, and I thought I'd have a good wank. Well, both my parents were on the front seats, with those weird mirrors which let you see what's behind you (including back seats, and my brother having a snooze on the seat next to me.
And er, well, I started jacking off like mad. I'm suprised I didn't get caught. Or maybe I did, but my parents didn't say a word.
Another time, I was having one in the shower, as usual, and just as I come all over my hand, in pops my dad asking if I've got enough shampoo. Er, I look at my hand and say "Y..yes". No, don't worry, I didn't rub my own come over my head. And yes, my shower has a lovely curtain, so my dad didn't see a thing of what was happening behind it.
And er, another time, I was wanking in the shower, and my parents were next door. But the noise of the water splashing hid those odd squelching noises. But, er, when I came, I fell over in pure pleasure, and accidentaly turned the tap off. So the squelching noises were heard. Well, I hope not.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 19:59, Reply)
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