My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Two I can think of at the moment....Although I wasn't actually caught in either of them. Well, last year when I was in holiday with my parents in Fuerteventura, they were sitting by the pool, and I went back to the room for something. And got distracted. Fortunately I had the foresight to lock the door first, because my mum came back when I was halfway through. Although the time it took me to put my clothes back on and put the stolen inflight magazine with picture of Kylie Minogue away before I opened the door must have been suspicious.
Then there was another time.... a while ago, I went through a phase of trying to give up for a week at a time, and the end of one of these weeks happened to be on the same day as my GCSE History exam. Everyone else had done coursework, so I was alone doing the last paper, and I was sitting on my own in the head teacher's office. Understandably, having been deprived for 7 days, the allure of a quick one behind the desk while the teacher was away proved too great. But he came in, although fortunately since I was behind the desk he didn't notice what was going on.
Well, that was slightly anticlimatic, if you'll forgive the expression.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 20:13, Reply)
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