My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Novel screensaverNot strictly wanking but you know how you can set your screen saver to play your pictures? Of course you do. Well I was back from university one weekend and had my laptop on my bed open and on. I go downstairs to get a cup of tea when I hear my younger brother and sister at the top of the stairs laughing in a kind of nervous way and call me. At this point I realise it's going to be something wank related, my stomach turns and sure enough I come up to see a lovely collection of attractive women with gaping gash and dildos. It was pretty hardcore and incredibly embarassing. you won't tell mum will you?
And my flatmate (doesn't wash, listens to metal; you know the type) used my laptop to do some 'history research', I come back an hour later and the history has gone. Odd. So I look a bit deeper and I find a list of about 100 foot fetish sites. Him wanking over feet on my wank chair... not nice.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 20:33, Reply)
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