My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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not memy mate accidentally shot himself in the mouth while wanking. (with semen, not a firearm)
also my other mate used to board at school, and was part of a party of people who went on a "wank bust" (which i'm told was a regular occurance in which they'd run into the offending wanker's bedroom to catch them in the act), and caught some fellow sticking his thumb up his arse while having a good shufty. personally i'd just have just gone and vomited, but no, those lovely people made him repeat the thumb part infront of the entire boarding house.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 20:44, Reply)
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