My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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a mate of minewent on holiday to ireland for 2 weeks and shared a room with another friend, so he was forced to deprive himself for two weeks, i dont know how he did it personally. upon his return we were round his while his parents were out and one of my mates insisted on watching porn knowing how deprived our host was, he dissapeared to the "toilet" for bout 10 miutes twice, we should have started knocking on the door an stuff, shame really
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Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 21:17,
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