My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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as many people have experienced, Windows Media Player gets easily brokenso I had set everything to open in Winamp instead. winamp keeps open whatever was there when you closed it, and usually I keep my full mp3 playlist open there.
however, in the mornings after the nights when dad had access to the computer once mum and I had gone to bed, I would often find porn video clips. dad ain't too clever.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 21:28, Reply)
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