My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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I was caught by my older brotherwho treated the whole affair with the tact and sensitivity you'd expect. The worst thing was, that it wasn't porn he caught me with, but the Grattons catalogue. That's the bit I still haven't lived down after all these years.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 22:03, Reply)
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