My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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My "mates"used to have wanking competitions. A lot of you probably think I joined in but my God I didn't. They would all be in the same room and would start jacking off. The winner would be the first to finish. After talking to them about it, I explained that they shouldn't be proud of finishing so quickly, Instead the winner should be who could last the longest. After this conversation they have never spoke of it again!
(, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 22:12, Reply)
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