My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Big dripping buckets of semen doused liberally over his bed...is the revenge I have planned for a mate who lent me his socks one hungover morning (I had thrown mine full of stones at a train, ho ho what japes). So yeah I thought, thanks Luke, thats oddly pleasant for a shit like you. But no, I got home and took them off to find they were encrusted at the end with semen. Even worse, these diamond capped socks had a school name tag still in them. It was fucking Lukes brothers wanking socks
(, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 22:45, Reply)
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