My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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During my formative years...I would indulge myself before I went to sleep, often just after my parents had gone to bed in the next room. My bed was an ancient pine thing with a sprung base. On one such occasion I was enjoying a particularly energetic session when my dad burst in wondering what was causing the loud creaking noise. Thinking quickly, I blurted out that I had been bouncing on the bed. That would explain my breathlessness and red face, then... Couldn't look him in the eye at breakfast the next day.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:11, Reply)
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