My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Pulling oneIt's about 2 or 3 in the morning in upstate New York. Everyone at my camp is fast asleep, except for the boys of bunks B14 and B15. They awake to the sound of shouting and a bed getting slammed against the wall, which turns out to be their Russian counsellour who is swearing in his native tongue, thrashing on the bed, smoking a cigarette and wanking off so hard it looked like he was ready to pull his dick off.
Poor bastard didn't make it past the first session and he had to pay for his own plane ticket home.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:11, Reply)
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