My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Got a couple of 'em.I have a rather large, bright pink "Eager Beaver" vibrator - it's a big phallus with a clit tickler on it and more than does the job.
I usually keep it under the bed. A couple of weeks ago, my boyfriends friend was in the safe - which is on my side of the bed - and put his hand back for balance.
Now this guy is almost 50, so you'd think he'd know about stuff like this, but no, he walks into the living room with BOB (battery operated boyfriend) asking my man in all seriousness what it is. I blushed, yelped and ran out of the house while boyf in between snorts of laughter explained to his friend.
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:14,
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