My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Webcams... fucking great arn't theyYou know how it is. you stick you webcam on while you chat to ur mates. i use msn and sometimes have a few web convos going at once.
well ill be damned i left one open. normally you forget and start picking you nose or scratching your arse then sniffing your fingers.
nope this time. im sure you are clever enough to figure what happened.
thank god my web cam doesnt go below my chest or things would have been alot worse.
the kid wont ever let me down for it so i blocked him =)
anyone for cabbage?
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