My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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KaboomOne of my classmates "Betty" had an incident some time ago. She has a showerhead with different settings like 'massage' and it's connected to a hose so you can maneuver it around. A friend of mine told her how to use it for wanking purposes since she had a similar one. "Betty" wasn't in one day so I asked my friend if she was about. When she was done laughing, she said "Betty" had tried the technique, but forgot her bathroom was in some state of repair. We don't know when exactly, but sometime during her "pleasuring", the ceiling caved in.
We could never figure out if she got more freaked out by the impact of tiles and linoleum or getting caught with the showerhead 'tween her legs.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:39, Reply)
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