My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Big KevFor some unknown reason, our mate Big Kev decided to share this with us:
He was having a shower, and, as you do, decided to knock one out. However, as some of you may have experienced, when you're in a shower this can be harder than usual.
Kev tried and tried but just couldn't climax. He tried so hard, huffing and puffing away. Eventually, he couldn't take it anymore. So he passed out, and woke up several minutes later.
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Detrius521, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 1:09,
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