My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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A friend of mine...Was having a wank in his bedroom with his headphones on full volume whilst spinning round in his swivel chair. He had reached the 'optimum moment', when the headphone wire finally caught and were pulled off his head as he started to ejaculate... Then the door opened and he came, whirling around and saw his sister's horrified face and quickly put himself away. They've never mentioned it apparently...
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racketear tired, stressed and happy, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 1:26,
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