My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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showersI was at school with no privacy whatsoever and decided to do it in the shower so the water would cover any incidental sounds. Had a great time until I came, my knees buckled, tried to recover my balance, wiped out and thought I broke my arm. Only cracked it, but had a really embarassing time explaining why I "slipped" and what exactly I was doing to do so.
(, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 1:49, Reply)
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