My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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its not quite on topic, but close enough....about a week ago, we (as in me and my girlfriend) were at the parents place. it was hell. everywhere i looked, her mother was there!
well, one night we were at a club and her parents arranged to pick us up late. after we were done partying, i was sitting on a park bench nearby and we started making out, but then her mother stepped in. the whole pud went quiet and heard her yelling at me. after that, we split up. bloody mothers-in-laws.
(, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 6:01, Reply)
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