My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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mysterous white orbsusing my new phone i thought id send my girlfriend (as requested) a little video of me 'slapping the salami, well im beating away in the video and out of no where (on watching the play back) theres a face at the end of the bed, just stairing at me, its no one in the house i live in and its no one who was in the house, really freaky.
turns out there was a girl who lived here who was a bit of a slut and had diabeties and died in the living room after passing out in some bizzare sex ritual.
f*cking students.
also my father caught me and my ex when i was younger 'doing it snoop style'...
thing is i wanted to stop after that but she really got off on it and started going crazy
im gonna give up on sex i swear, its far to much hastle
(, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 7:08, Reply)
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