My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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LubricationA friend of mine, let's call him Bob as that's his name, was "using" a copy of Club International one day when he was a student. He decided he needed some sort of friction reducer, so went through to the kitchen and got the washing-up liquid and squirted a dollop onto his bell end. This was mistake number 1. Concentrated detergent is quite aggressive material, especially on such sensitive parts. Apparently his willy was red raw for a week after that.
Mistake number two was telling us all about it, as this was about 12 years ago and he's still referred to as Fairy Liquid Bob to this day.
Hands that do dishes are as soft as your......
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 8:57,
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