My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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My exI never actually caught him in the act but i did manage to get him back for chatting up girls on the net. In my room. When I was asleep two feet away. Twunt.
He had pissed me off mightily about something one day, and I just casually mentioned the pile of crusty towels that surrounded his computer. Ha! He was not so smug then!
My ex is the least houseproud person I know.
(, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 9:57, Reply)
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